Well hi there.
A change of environment needs a change of behavior. Or maybe just a new post. We’ll see about the behavior.
Todays story goes like this. I got on the bus to Oslo with a bottle of Jack Daniels, a bottle of cheap champagne, a few beers & a bunch of other passengers. The bottle of Jack was for my buddies in Oslo & as I got on the bus I sent them a message reassuring them that I had made sure that they will have a blast on new years eve. Got a message back telling me that I could take a sip if I got bored on the bus. MISTAKE! Two hours later it was me, one beer & a bunch of other passengers on the bus & we were about to cross the Norwegian border.
As predicted we was sent through customs. Well inside I made out with the dog, showed my wee-wee to one of the customs officers & started screaming in danish. They did not take it too well to say the least. I was sent straight back to Gothenburg. I think that I did contribute to something good today thou, the making of some great Sweden-Norway jokes. Or the other way around maybe…
Well back in Sweden I booked a new bus that will take me to Oslo tomorrow. This time I’m traveling without the Jack. Sorry guys.
Got some promises for the new year as well. Drink more & write here less often.
Happy new year everybody!!!
Living together with someone isn’t the easiest thing in the world. It doesn’t matter if it’s a “real” human being or a silicone-doll. Anyways! Been living with my little friend now for about a month and last week I started receiving these strange e-mails saying that my credit-card had been charged for this or that. I knew I hadn’t used it and all the companies had strange names like “Pearl Necklace”, I Know What You Did Last Night” and “Sausage Fest”. My suspicions where immediately directed at my room-mate, but instead of confronting her I rigged my camera with the expectation to catch her with her pants down. But damn, back then I didn’t know it would be literally with her pants down.
Been a little absent, I know, but I’ve been busy living life in this new town of mine. Lund it is, quite a nice place to spend a couple of years if you ask me. Keeping up my lifestyle as a student isn’t easy thou. It’s almost as if I don’t need a wallet anymore, I ain’t got nothing to put in it anyways. Been trying real hard to get my new place comfy but decorating with a students budget isn’t the easiest thing in the world. It’s not like in the good old days when I went shopping in all those fancy designer stores, no these days I’ll have to stick to IKEA.
I’ve also been participating in some local activities like dumpster diving, which is pretty much like it sounds. You jump into dumpsters in the search for food & other such objects. This is both a very fun way to get food & great for my budget.
I’ve also been out partying a lot, couse if it’s one thing that’s cheap down here it’s booze. And the ladies, oh my god! It’s like if they’ve got some marketing campaign to get all the pretty ones down here. Just yesterday I was walking my walk downtown & I saw this gorgeous woman & I was just unable to take my eyes off of her. Which, like 5 seconds later resulted in me versus a lamppost. I’ll tell you this, I put up one hell of a fight, but in the end I guess I never had a real chance. The lamppost brought down the fury on me & I fell like a chunk of meat to the ground.
Well I guess you learn from your mistakes right? Like they say, just grab the horse by it’s balls again! Did I get that one right, not sure?
Anyway, as for school & my studies everything is going just great. I think. Catch you later homies, gotta go out sticking my head down a dumpster, couse tonight I’m making Kim dinner! Ciao!
Hey, I took my sweet time didn’t I!?
Well things have been a little crazy the last couple of weeks. Been throwing my life down into cardboard boxes, painting the new apartment in Lund, finally moved everything down here yesterday & all at the same time I’ve been assembling my first assignment for school. Well here’s how it went.
Well alright knock it off god damn it!! I will write you something again. Jesus!!
So yeah obviously it’s been a while. Again. In my defense thou I’ve been busy as hell! What’s new? Well a lot of things actually. First off I got in to the fire academy! A big WHOOP-WHOOP to that!! And since that happened I’ve been quite busy just sorting things out. Went down to Lund, bought an apartment, been working a lot, been working out even more & a bunch of other things.
So, as you can imagine, everything is just great at the moment. I’m moving forward again & it feels like it’s just the right time to do just that. Gonna be one hell of an exciting time the next couple of months. New city, new friends & new challenges! I’m feeling pumped!!!
Got an assignment from the school today as well. Just a little something to get you prepared I guess.
For those of you who doesn’t know what it is it’s a plastic model of an American fire-truck that you have to assemble & paint yourself. I used to build a lot of plastic models like this as a kid so I got some skills & it’s something that I’ve actually been thinking about taking up again so this will be easy. Will keep you updated on the progress!
Over & out!
Hej kære dagbog!
Det har været et stykke tid siden jeg skrev i dig, og det er fordi jeg har været væk. Ja, du kan vel næsten selv finde ud hvor jeg var, fordi jeg skriver på dansk. Jeg har været væk på Roskilde Festival og som det bliver hvor i verden jeg henvende mig til har jeg straks snap ind sproget. Helt uden selv at være klar over det, kan jeg også snap ind dialekter. Det er særdeles godt såvel på plads, men værre er, hvad der sker, når du kommer hjem. Herhjemme, det er ingen som forstår mig længere. Tidligere var det mindst et par stykker. På arbejdet har jeg været tvunget sygemeldt, mine venner holdt op med at kalde og mine forældre har skåret båndene. Forfærdeligt det er, fordi det er der alle dem, jeg ved, at jeg har brug for de lige nu. Jeg har brug for at have nogen at snakke med så jeg kan komme ind i det svenske samfund igen. Jeg husker, da jeg var lille og jeg var med mine forældre i Gran Canaria. Vores naboer på hotellet var fra Norge og der var to drenge på min alder jeg plejede at lege med. Meget flot ferie, men da vi kom hjem, fik mine forældre trætte temmelig hurtigt, at jeg talte norsk med en spansk accent. Seks år gammel. For at gøre følelse af mig, de satte mig i karantæne i kælderen, hvor jeg var nødt til at sidde & se Astrid Lindgrens historier, indtil jeg snakkede smålandsk. Det virkede i hvert fald. Skal gå ned i kælderen og se om jeg kan finde de gamle film. Er der nogen der har en VHS-spiller?
Tjena kisen! (Hey dickface!)
So, this morning I found myself in Stockholm. Just like that. Went for some shopping with a couple of friends just to pass the time basicly. We were strolling down Drottninggatan when all of a sudden Malin had a huge craving for MER (MORE, it’s a beverage). She got what she wanted & emptied the paper container in a matter of seconds. Niklas then got the brilliant idea to blow some air into the empty container & then jump on it, causing it to explode with a loud BANG!! in the middle of the crowded street. Damn, I’ve never seen people run so fast. People were throwing themselfes on the ground & grabbing their children by the wrists & taking cover. Kind of a funny thing even thou everyone around didn’t seem to happy about it.
Well know it’s time for some dinner & then we’re gonna drag our asses the the stadion to see Foo Fighters!
Well hello again, didn’t think it would be so soon.
So, summer has started & pretty much everything is on the upside. Usually in the summertime I try to stay as much away from home as I possibly can. So this last weekend I was in Lund visiting some friends. I think. The thing is that I don’t remember anything except for getting on the train in Gothenburg. The whole trip went fine but as we started to approach Lund something happened. All of a sudden I got this weird sensation & it felt like the train was floating somewhere in midair. Then, right out of nowhere, there was a big blast, then there was like lightning & then everything went black. When I woke up I was still on the train & it felt like it just had gone a few seconds. It didn’t take long for me to realize thou that it had actually gone a couple of days & that the train was now going back to Gothenburg again. I felt fine but really strange about the whole thing & I had this “sign” on the inside of my arm that sort of felt like it was burning my skin.
So I have no idea of what it was that happened to me. Could aliens have had something to do with it!? The only thing I’m sure of is that I will be a nervous wreck next weekend when I’m going to Oslo.
Over & out.